Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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