I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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