her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize