I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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