He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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