But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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