Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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