Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
