i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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