Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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