You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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