She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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