I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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