so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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