ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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