Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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