it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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