no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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