A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
whose ass print is on the piano?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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