So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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