you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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