he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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