I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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