OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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