People in love make me want to vomit
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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