are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We were destined to go to rehab together
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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