Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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