that's an acceptable place to lick
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
