no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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