I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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