Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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