whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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