wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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