So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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