i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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