someone threw a dead crab at me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.