i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse