Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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