I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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