doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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