this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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