don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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