You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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