Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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