That's intense
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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