How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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