i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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