True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There's even glitter on my cock...
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