We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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