I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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