I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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