that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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