I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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