READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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