Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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